Congrats, MLB. You just saved yourself 30 seconds per game. No more boring intentional walks, that never turned into anything exciting. Like Johnny Bench striking out. Or a walk-off.
You didn’t address mound visits. Or pitching changes. Or strike zones. Or Batter timeouts or step outs. Or Walk Ups to the plate as long as a Goldberg entrance.
You saved 30 seconds. Congrats. Now the kids will totally come back to the game!!!
honoring the glory of hitting the homerun, the agony of serving one up and all of baseball's oddities